Elsewhere, Nigel 'I can handle myself' Pearson has overtaken Alan 'Thug Life' Pardew as the most dangerous man in Premier League dug-outs. Not satisfied with sticking the head in, as Pards had done last season, Big Nige elected to lay some 'playful' choking on the prostrate James McArthur, who'd trespassed on the Guvnor's manor by slipping under the weight of a touch-line challenge. The Leicester Don was quick to assure a concerned public about the nature of the incident, and of his well-being, 'I'm more than capable of looking after myself, there's no doubt about that,' he informed a relieved nation.
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